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You know those lines Nigeria guys use when they like or, in the other way, like you too, at least that’s what they say they do. You know know those default words they use, I’ve heard them all, and I want to share it.
1. “You look familiar.”
The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.
2. “I only want to get to know you.”
He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.
3. “I just want us to be friends.”
The screensaver lie. He is still planning you.
4. “I’m single.”
Single = Less than 3 women.
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”
He is the “issue”.
6. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”
You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.
7. “She is just a friend.”
Yeah, they’ve been “friends” for 5 years and they have 2 children.
8. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”
Na so.
9. “I’m not like other guys.”
He means he is worse.
10. “I’d never cheat on you.”
He actually means he’ll never get caught.
11. “I love you.”
After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince.
12. “I’m ready for marriage.”
You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years.
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