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Intensive research has shown that Nigerian ladies are fond of putting up strange characters in the heat of ecstasy. These strange unconscious characters have been broken down into several classes by His Royal Highness, George ‘Saro Wiwa’ of Tori News and listed below:
(1) S*x makes some ladies religious instantaneously:
During s*x, some Nigerian ladies who haven’t prayed in ages even by virtue of mistake in the heat of hard thrusts be like; ooooooh Lawwwwd! Chiiiisos! Yes! Yessssssssss! Oh gord!
If you are in this category, I swear the thunder that will fire you will be delivered through DHL.
During s*x, some Nigerian ladies who haven’t prayed in ages even by virtue of mistake in the heat of hard thrusts be like; ooooooh Lawwwwd! Chiiiisos! Yes! Yessssssssss! Oh gord!
If you are in this category, I swear the thunder that will fire you will be delivered through DHL.
(2) Some ladies immediately become music artistes:
Most of the ladies in this category may not even sing if you mandate them to do so at gun point but s*x has a way of digging out the hidden treasures in them. These emergency singers be like; Ummmh! Ooooh!! Aaaah!!! Yheeee!!!! Uuuuuh!!! All in a rhythmic style in line with the tune of the thrusts. People in this category will make good back-up singers in reality.
Most of the ladies in this category may not even sing if you mandate them to do so at gun point but s*x has a way of digging out the hidden treasures in them. These emergency singers be like; Ummmh! Ooooh!! Aaaah!!! Yheeee!!!! Uuuuuh!!! All in a rhythmic style in line with the tune of the thrusts. People in this category will make good back-up singers in reality.
(3) Some experienced ladies become athletes:
S*x has a way of bringing out the spirit of competition in some docile ladies. The way some ladies will be advocating for speed will make you think s*x is a track and field event. They will be like; faaaaast! Faster nowwwww! Yes fassteeeeeer! You are almost there….fast oooooo!
Miss Usain Bolt well done oh!
S*x has a way of bringing out the spirit of competition in some docile ladies. The way some ladies will be advocating for speed will make you think s*x is a track and field event. They will be like; faaaaast! Faster nowwwww! Yes fassteeeeeer! You are almost there….fast oooooo!
Miss Usain Bolt well done oh!
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