1. Do NOT, ever, hit or abuse a woman, it's down right disrespectful, and it does not make you powerful. In fact it just shows how weak you are.
2. It's rude to stare at other women in the presence of your lady. Keep your eyes on your woman. She's there for a reason.
3. Do not brag about what you are not or brag about what you do not have. You are just deceiving yourself.
4. Stop sagging your trousers, we don't want to see your boxers, especially the dirty ones, cos it does not make you look responsible.
5. Never give yourself a haircut, barber shops are there to do just that.
6. Do not wear tight jeans that shape your package… like Danny K. We are okay with playing the guessing game. Really.
7. Never say you are almost there when you bloody well know that you are far from near. If you haven't left yet, then just say it.
8. Do not cringe in fear or panic in front of your kids or younger ones, even if there is a cause to. You are a Man for a reason! Some Men can't kill a rat....lool!
9. Do not wear shades at night, in the mall or on your forehead.
10. Do not say you'll call us back when you know you won't call back, its so annoying
11. Do not wear a gold chain with a suit, or go to the dentist and ask them to put gold teeth in your mouth. It looks errrrgly!
12. The phone tucked under your belt is not ideal, there are better places to keep your phone. Try using your pockets.
13. Never sit still while a pregnant woman stands in a bus.
14. Never compare your lover with your Ex, she has expired, face the one you're now blessed or cursed with.
15. Never compete for the mirror, they are there simply for women.
16. Do not scratch, adjust or re-package your whatever in the public, its disgusting. You can do that in somewhere more private!
17. Mama's boys, leave your mom at home. Stop talking about her, comparing every girl to her, and expecting her to do everything for you, afterall, you won't marry your momma.
18. Do not grow your pinky nail, it's a no no no!
19. Do not refuse to eat because you have a misunderstanding with your spouse. C'mon, it takes her time and energy to prepare the food.
20. Call a spade a spade: never be afraid to say what you need to say. Do not lie, women can handle the truth!
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